Is It Dove Body Wash or Dove Lotion

The other day I popped into the shower and I had to be on the side of quick about it as my neighbor was about to make appearance at my door. I have very sensitive skin so I always slap on the lotion after I shower. Today was special, it was going to be a big slap of Dove Lotion, a new bottle of Dove Lotion. I did not have my glasses with me so I just took the bottle I assumed would be Dove Lotion. Oh my, I slapped it all over me and proceeded to dress and answer the door. I left the neighbor chatting with the unit of spouse and walked in to log in to the computer. Geez, my eyes started to water and burn. I thought to myself - god, these allergies - must be the neighbor. I went and got a kleenex because the tears were streaming down my face. I came back to the computer to which I could not see a word, I could not form a letter. hmmmm, I thought what the heck did I use. I retrieved my eyeglasses, wiped my eyes again, and read the bottle of lotion. For the love of god, I used Dove Body Wash not Dove Lotion!