It Is Wing Time - A Provincial Election - Election Night Wings

ah - those dingbats and wingnuts are all trying to win my vote - we have never received so many telephone calls. I read a very good recipe in our local paper and understood full span why was it was published so near to the election date of Tuesday, 12th of May..

Honestly, in my opinion the Province of British Columbia may as well turn over the political reign to either the guy that pull in the reigns on the reindeer ~ Santa Claus or the guy who brakes that big harley ... you know, the guy acquainted with wings.

Election Night Wings

First we start with enough left wings and rights wings to make about 3 1/2 pounds.

1 1/2 cups of Brown Sugar, polictians can be sweeter.
2/3 cup of Mustard, nothing like a little tartness
3 tablespooons Soy Sauce (this binds all of the other ingredients together for a tasty political sauce)

Start up your slow cooker on low. Cut each wing into two pieces and remove the tip - the tip, save and freeze (ziplock bags - wonderful) - later use for soup stock. In a heated saucepan, with oil or butter (or both) add wings and brown until golden, god sent, or crispy - hell do not even bother to pat dry the oil off - the government does enough drying. Oh, if they cannot do it - the angels will.

Christ, ya'll better take a break - there is far too much for comprehension - here.

Take the ingredients noted above - combined in a saucepan - do not turn stove on. Move over to cd and place something you thing warms your heart. Relax.

Go back to the fn stove, turn it on medium/high - boil the sauce up, dump it on the wings, cook it for several hours (hopefully you have remembered to fry them up - oops (brown them up), and cooked these left and right wings until you are satisfied - governmental or otherwise.