Lydia - is not just she darlin' shapely this year! Lydia is constructed of the finest dead poplar I could find, safely cut down and haul. Her body and arms are connected with string and a final layer of duct tape. Lydia is going to be in excellent shape this year.
In case you are wondering where her head is, well it is currently in the make up department. Lydia will come out beautiful and once again be waiting for her Donald.
Lydia hid her thoughts like a cat
Behind her small eyes sunk deep in her fat
She read romance magazines up in her room
Felt just like Sunday on Saturday afternoon
Donald and Lydia ~ John Prine
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